I suppose every day can’t be perfect. *Grin*
I woke up this morning and something told me to go look in on my son. I never do, he hears me awake and runs out of his room to greet me! Sweet kid, Huh? HA-HA!
Let’s just say that the good Lord knew that I would only be able to handle ONE son!
I walked into his room and he ran out. My eyes dash over to the window sill and the window. I can’t see out the window because of all the smudges. I look down at the window sill and think to myself…”I thought it was brown, why is it purple now?” I look on his bunk bed which is also brown wood and see that it is now purple. I look to his super bouncy horse, the coils all have this gooey brown stuff jammed into them. I look to the floor, Who could miss that!! There is dust galore all over the rug, the rug that I just vacuumed last night so I would not have to today!!! My ears are ringing..what is that noise? I walk over to the air filter to see bingo pieces jammed into the vents and the fan is rattling like mad….Speaking of mad..I am ripping mad and have images of the mother from Mommy Dearest…smacking the floor AND her child with the wire hangers!!!
I entertain the idea for a brief moment..Hmmmm, I don’t think I have any wire hangers..OR do I?
I walk back out of the room and into the kitchen where my son is sitting on his school stool asking me for breakfast and telling me that he is ready to start school now.
I take a deep breath, ignore him and walk back into my bedroom to pray..Pray for the Lord to remove my anger and realize that he is just a little boy with a VERY vivid imagination. He is artistic, YES, that is it!!
The little voice is still playing over through a loud speaker in my head though…BUT, BUT, He should know better! What kind of kid does something like this????? Where did MY kid go????? Whose kid got dropped off at my house???
I come out of my bedroom and ask my son about his room. He answers with head down…I made a big mess…I’m sorry mommy.
This coming from a kid who doesn’t like to go pee in a dirty toilet or eat at the table if he sees some crumbs on it…AND, is constantly telling me that his room needs vacuuming and what day will I be vacuuming it again?
Last week, I told him that I think he deliberately peels his crayons and leaves them on his floor..JUST so I can vacuum them up..So… I taught him last week how to use the vacuum and vacuum his own room every day if he wants!
OK, so I call my husband at work so he could calm me down, He is Mr. Calm Cucumber…. and it worked for the most part.
I then did what any other mother would do…I told him to go say good-bye to ALL his toys.. I told him evidently, he was board and he didn’t need his toys to occupy him so they were all going bye-bye. I took a big black trash bag and filled it up to the top.
I must say, his room looks amazing now. He has his nightstand, bed, futon and his wonder horse..which if I had the room to place that some where..it would have been gone too! His two younger sisters do use it though but there is no room in their room for it.
Not a toy in site..all his trucks and race cars, play mat, even his stuffed animals.
I then spent 45 minutes with a bottle of lemon oil, Clorox wipes and Windex. Couldn’t get the purple crayon off his bed though..OH, and his walls are purple… he will have to live with it I guess. I still can’t find the crayon..maybe he ate it to dispose of the evidence for good?
I then moved his bed and then spotted some of the the evidence in the corner. A old tube of clear lip-gloss from my daughters, now empty and a brown lipstick…I think that was mine..I still don’t know where he found it though.
Anyway, I guess we all have those days..not all days are perfect..no matter what picture we try to paint….I actually do feel better, now that I blogged about it. *GRIN*
Has anyone ever had to deal with something like this? Or is it just me? LOL
The last time I had to tackle a mess this big was almost 2 years ago..Guess it was due..I thing I wrote about it back then. My little read head was suppose to be napping and she found some diaper cream and painted it all over the babies changing table. PHEW, that was such a sticky mess to have to clean up!!














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